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Saturday, May 12, 2007 @ 5:26 AM
it is supposed to be a beautiful
and wonderful day for me..
but no.. somebody has to come and
ruin this holy day.
and that is no other person but my
annoying cousin..
she never fails to destroy or mess up
something in my home whenever
she steps in..
she is so out of control..
she doesnt know the limits..
let me list out the crimes she committed
1. going into my room without permission
2. shouting and whining while im sleeping
3. destroy my mom's eyeshadow
4. make a mess at the dressing table
5. ultimately, she was one step closer to
poisoning my darlings!
let me fill you people in about the eyeshadow
incident..
even though i wasnt at the time the crime was
committed but even a dumb man would have guessed it.
while i was in the kitchen, i could hear some sounds from
the dressing table. like the sounds i always hear
when mom do her make-up.
but i didnt give a damn about it cause i thought
she wasnt that incorrigible.
but she did it!
she scraped the purple eyeshadow and mixed it with the blue.
ohh my god! and the eyeshadow is from Revlon.
it does not cost just a few bucks but more than ten bucks..
and she doesnt need to pay for it..
she just gets away with it when her mom just screams at her,
promising to give her spanking when they get home..
AS IF!!
who would believe this?!
then i found out that my darling's drinking bottle is filled with
some kind of a little bit of yellowish substance..
there's very small bits of sand-like pebbles..
and it smells like it's seawater..
and i have no idea where the hell she got that from
luckily she didnt put in any soap into it..
like she did it the last time when she
said she was only washing it..
if not i will give her a tight slap!
maybe i should put up a huge signboard
stating ' THIS GIRL IS BANNED FROM THIS PROPERTY
UNTIL THE DAY SHE COMES OUT FROM JAIL
AFTER SERVING THE CHARGE OF ABUSING ANIMALS AND
CAUSING A NUISANCE TO THE SOCIETY FOR TWENTY YEARS!'
and with a picture to make her understand what it means.
which is a big red circle with a red line crossing diagonally across it
and her big fat picture in that circle.
if you dont understand whatta mean,
just recall a sign which is commonly
used to tell people not to smoke..
now you get it?
i think i should really put that up!
she's just too pampered and we shall see what happens!
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"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
An April's fool who enjoyed 18 years of life and will continue to do so;
dubbed as LATE QUEEN and loving the title :D ;
has a darling old rabbit named Melody;
helplessly in love with animals except for amphibians;
hates routine night visits by beetles;
ultimately and seriously in need of a job! :) 
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